by LZ Granderson | CNN
On most mornings, my better half wakes up around 5:30, throws on some sweats and heads to the gym before work.
About a half hour later, I wake up my 13-year-old son, go downstairs to the kitchen to make his breakfast and pack his lunch. Once he’s out the door, I brew some coffee and get to work.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the “gay lifestyle” — run for your heterosexual lives.